We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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