remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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