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  Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?

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• (310): View more from California

  Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...

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  just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?

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