quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize