does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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