when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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