I got chris browned last night
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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