Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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