As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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