In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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