no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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