Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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