Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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