it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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