Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Everything about him screamed your future.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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