No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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