this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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