Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize
