Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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