Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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