I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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