Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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