i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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