Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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