There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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