Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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