Are we in a gay sports bar?
This girl is more easily done than said...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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