on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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