On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
are you so shy because you have an std?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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