what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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