Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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