he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
you made out with another girl for some wings
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