she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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