Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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