girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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