apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Drunk is not a location!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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