Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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