There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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