Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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