I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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