i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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