on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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