normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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