Having a random hookup so left but love u
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
