Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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