Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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