Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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