Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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