you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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