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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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