Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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