i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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