just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
you never un-have a 4some
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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